"I said back off"

This moose is walking home from a one night stand. He is elegant but not looking both ways before crossing the road
4/10

I said "Back Off" in PE

This moose squad seem like the type to get a cheeky nandos. They are why moose hunting should be legal.
4/10

Cherry Blair didn't have the sex drive

This moose is a poser and most likely wastes its time on instagram. Rather disappointing.
2/10

"F*** Off"- That PE lesson

This moose seems relatively relaxed, considering there is a stuffed moose above its head.
10/10

Too slow

Ich esse drei Pferde

He seems happy
7/10